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Joke of the Week #2

submitted by Ginger From

Issy and his wife were taking a car trip and Issy notices that he is getting low on petrol. Up ahead was a combination fast food outlet and petrol station. So he pulls in. As he is thirsty, Issy walks up to the juice bar. The young kid who is wiping down the counter looks up and says, “Juice?” Issy replies, “So what if we are, don't we get no petrol?”

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by David Diskin last modified 06-14-2006 11:28 PM
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