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Joke of the Week #10
submitted by Benjamin Rosenbaum
Two old Jews are in Las Vegas for a conference, and go for a walk.
They pass by a storefront church with a neon sign proclaiming: "COME IN AND FIND JESUS IN FIVE MINUTES OR WE PAY YOU $25"
One says, "Look at that! Shmuel! Can you believe the chutzpah?"
Shmuel says, "Morris, come on, don't get so worked up."
Morris says, "I can't believe this. I've never seen anything so offensive. I'm going in there."
Shmuel says, "What are you talking about? These people are crazy. Don't make any trouble."
Morris says, "And let them get away with this chutzpah?" and storms in.
Shmuel waits outside. He waits five minutes. He waits ten minutes. He's going crazy with worry.
Finally Morris comes out.
"Thank God," Shmuel says. "Nu, what happened? Did you get the twenty-five dollars?"
Morris says, "Is that all you Jews ever think about?"
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