Joke of the Week #11 (for Hanukah)
submitted by Rabbi Manewith
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukah cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Hanukah stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination? "
The woman says, "Oh no, has it come to this? All right, give me 11 Orthodox, 22 Conservative, 12 Reform and 5 Reconstructionist. "