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Joke of the Week #14
submitted by Martin Mould
A Jewish guy was stranded on a tiny desert island for 20 years. One day he finally managed to signal a passing ship. The ship's captain came ashore for the rescue, and the man proceeded to show off how well he had done taking care of himself all those years, so he showed the captain around: his little house, his vegetable garden, the tiny chapel he had built, even a cute little gazebo. The captain was duly impressed, but urged the man to pack what he could and get in the rescue boat.
"There's one more thing I want to show you, captain; it's on the other side of the island."
"OK", said the captain, "but I hope it won't take too long; we don't want to miss the tide."
On the other side of the island (only a quarter of a mile away), the man showed the captain another little chapel.
"Very nice, but what did you need two chapels for?" inquired the captain.
Replied the man, "This is the one I would never go to."
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